velvetlaceandscars:

clovenfrau:

There is a department at my job called Death. They process the paperwork needed after someone dies, etc. But it’s always funny when I hear people say things like, “This document needs to be sent back to Death,” or “Consult Death before proceeding with this case.” Like yes, Death works here and he is a team player sort of guy. Very resourceful and a real go-getter. Corporate Death.

Corporate Death. Just. Wow….